I run basketball at least once a week during the winter. I do alright on the court. Basically I use it as a way to get in some fun exercise. Make no mistake, though, I’m not that great. Though, I have always felt that if I had an extra 5 or 6 inches of height I’d tear up the floor.
Well, problem solved. Apparently, the latest cosmetic surgery can help you “grow” 6 inches. Just a minor surgery mind you. The doctors break your legs in the middle, add in a rod and the bones re-grow at about a millimeter a day. $85,000 and 3 months later, voila, I’ll be taller. Go me. Look out Dwight Howard, Lebron James and Jeremy Lin.
As a heads up, if you happen to run into me this summer, you may not recognize me and my new 6’4″ frame.
I guess I’ll need a new wardrobe too, huh? All my pants will look like I’m getting ready for a flood.