I run basketball at least once a week during the winter.  I do alright on the court.  Basically I use it as a way to get in some fun exercise.  Make no mistake, though, I’m not that great.  Though, I have always felt that if I had an extra 5 or 6 inches of height I’d tear up the floor.

Well, problem solved.  Apparently, the latest cosmetic surgery can help you “grow” 6 inches.  Just a minor surgery mind you.  The doctors break your legs in the middle, add in a rod and the bones re-grow at about a millimeter a day.  $85,000 and 3 months later, voila, I’ll be taller.  Go me.  Look out Dwight Howard, Lebron James and Jeremy Lin.

As a heads up, if you happen to run into me this summer, you may not recognize me and my new 6’4″ frame.

I guess I’ll need a new wardrobe too, huh?  All my pants will look like I’m getting ready for a flood.