The preparation for Bacon Week has been so popular here at the Headquarters that the Staff charged me with creating a theme song for the week.  I’m not sure who gives the orders around here; but, I obliged. 

So, dust off your guitar.  Warm up the pipes - Doh-re-mi-fa-sol-la-ti-doh (all great Scrabble words by the way). 

The song goes to the tune of Adam Sandler’s The Thanksgiving Song.  If you need a refresher on his song, click here.

“Love to eat Bacon, love to eat B-A-A-A-con.

Bacon for us, bacon is great.

Let’s eat the bacon before it hits the plate. 

Love to eat bacon, at the table;

I once saw a movie with Clark Gable.

Eat that bacon, all night long;

100,000,000 Bon Jovi fans can’t be wrong.

Bacon, lacon doo and bacon lacon dink;

I eat my bacon then I take a drink.

Bacon week - is a special week;

Rick James used to sing Super Freak. 

That’s right.

Bacon with eggs, or bacon with tomatoes;

I dream of a winning season for them “O’s.”

Bacon for you and bacon for me;

Can’t believe Casey Anthony walked free.

Fried bacon, baked bacon, you just can’t lose;

“bacon is bad for you” is all a ruse.

Bacon around a scallop or all alone;

we all used to live without a cell phone. 

Chop the bacon up and put it into a salad,

This song will be called, the Bacon balad.

Bacon on top of a deviled egg;

Heather Mills only has one leg.

Bacon for the elders and bacon for the teens;

My favorite pants are blue jeans.

sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, hear the bacon sing;

I wish bacon didn’t cost a thing.

Oh I love bacon on Bacon Week.

Happy Bacon Week everybody.”