The preparation for Bacon Week has been so popular here at the Headquarters that the Staff charged me with creating a theme song for the week. I’m not sure who gives the orders around here; but, I obliged.
So, dust off your guitar. Warm up the pipes - Doh-re-mi-fa-sol-la-ti-doh (all great Scrabble words by the way).
The song goes to the tune of Adam Sandler’s The Thanksgiving Song. If you need a refresher on his song, click here.
“Love to eat Bacon, love to eat B-A-A-A-con.
Bacon for us, bacon is great.
Let’s eat the bacon before it hits the plate.
Love to eat bacon, at the table;
I once saw a movie with Clark Gable.
Eat that bacon, all night long;
100,000,000 Bon Jovi fans can’t be wrong.
Bacon, lacon doo and bacon lacon dink;
I eat my bacon then I take a drink.
Bacon week - is a special week;
Rick James used to sing Super Freak.
Bacon with eggs, or bacon with tomatoes;
I dream of a winning season for them “O’s.”
Bacon for you and bacon for me;
Can’t believe Casey Anthony walked free.
Fried bacon, baked bacon, you just can’t lose;
“bacon is bad for you” is all a ruse.
Bacon around a scallop or all alone;
we all used to live without a cell phone.
Chop the bacon up and put it into a salad,
This song will be called, the Bacon balad.
Bacon on top of a deviled egg;
Heather Mills only has one leg.
Bacon for the elders and bacon for the teens;
My favorite pants are blue jeans.
sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, hear the bacon sing;
I wish bacon didn’t cost a thing.
Oh I love bacon on Bacon Week.
Happy Bacon Week everybody.”